Posted on April 27 2015

I know it's not a sickness. But you can easily manipulate the situation to suit you. License to be a COW!!!

Get emotional and stroppy whenever! And you can send your husband to get you chocolate at 2am cos he impregnaned you!

Post baby your boobs get big and veiny and you're tired but it's worth it. Not to mention gravity getting the beteer of them so they look like pygmy boobs (like in The National Geographic).

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